Nearly every day I'm satisfied, happy, and enjoy my life...can you sell my stocks that'll make me broke and depressive?
Financial Folly Enthusiast Gifts
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Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.
'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'
Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.
'Why do you want a career in the bank?'
"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"
'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'
'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'
"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."
Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.
'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'
"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."
I'll put this in a way you'll understand: you need to transfer your feelings from savings to checking.
'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'
I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.
A few Halloween costume ideas.
"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"
The Bullish World
'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'
I need a raise. This is no time to joke. I've been on a buying binge at the iPhone app store and I can't pay my credit card. These apps are worth it. They're life-changing, they're
"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."
'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'
'We need to schedule an autopsy audit to find out what happened here.'
We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.
"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."
'Tech stocks tumbled on news that Alan Greenspan's computer was down.'
Sign on door of company cafeteria of financial services company says: 'Do not feed the bears'.
Financial Bailout Required.
'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'
Man with a Plan
'Your in great shape...'
"junior, I'll explain 'taxation' to you, if you explain 'crowdfunding' to me."
'Then the king rewrote the tax code so everyone could understand it, and all the CPAs went out of business.'
'Yeah. It was a good day.'
What's a CEO's motivation?
Financial Folly Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Financial Folly Enthusiast Mugs
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Financial Folly Enthusiast Pillows
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Financial Folly Enthusiast Prints
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