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Nearly every day I'm satisfied, happy, and enjoy my life...can you sell my stocks that'll make me broke and depressive?

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

The Bullish World

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'We need to schedule an autopsy audit to find out what happened here.'

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

Financial Bailout Required.

'Tech stocks tumbled on news that Alan Greenspan's computer was down.'

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

Sign on door of company cafeteria of financial services company says: 'Do not feed the bears'.

Man with a Plan

'Your in great shape...'

"junior, I'll explain 'taxation' to you, if you explain 'crowdfunding' to me."

'Then the king rewrote the tax code so everyone could understand it, and all the CPAs went out of business.'

"Speculators found it was a bear market so they decided to hibernate."

A measured response to the budget speech.

What's a CEO's motivation?