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"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'Tax returns prepared - honest mistakes our speciality.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

'We need to schedule an autopsy audit to find out what happened here.'

'Tech stocks tumbled on news that Alan Greenspan's computer was down.'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

A measured response to the budget speech.

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"In a perfect world, yes - but you can't claim taxes as a business loss."

'And then I said, 'So sue me!'...'

'Look on the bright side -- we could still be in the MARKET.'

You have 17 creditors that won't get paid this month. Eighteen, including yourself.

Greece & EU

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

'Quick, Lassie, our credit cards are maxed! Get help!'

"Clean your wallet, Sir?"

'I'm sorry Jeeves, I'm going to have to let one go.'

"May I be frank as to why we're reluctant to add you to our sales force, Mr. Ponzi?"

"If there's discrepancies in my tax returns, don't blame me. Blame the guy in the alley I paid $20 to do them."

'Oh silly me. Did I put that chart back upside down?'

Please wait to be cheated.

'We had a clogged sink in the men's lavatory. I had to call in a Plumber.'

The Rise & Fall of Interest Rates by Janet Yellen

"Sorry, but heaven is for humans. What you are looking for is a haven... a tax haven."

'This drug treats 'stock market jitters' but a side effect is 'irrational exuberance'.'

'Please come back in...our shares are dropping fast.'