Financial Director Gifts

"It's not all bad. We still have enough cash for bribing the prison guards."

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

"Pie charts cost too much. So I ordered tart charts."

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."

Pound sign on rail tracks.

"I'd like you to find a new employer for my financial director."

"Issue a press release that the financial director's departure was amicable."

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

"Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you."

'That's better...I never liked using the F. word.' ('Financial')

Fridge Sales - Due to disappointing sales, I've decided all pay will be frozen.

Woman financial director.

Take the elevator to the fourth floor. The financial marketing group is meeting in suit 401k.

'In today's world, our company must be prepared for anything.'

We have a woman financial director.

"Looks like we found the issue."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Showbiz Awards

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Director/Action Man toy.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.