Financial Contribution Gifts

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

Pinara fund

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

Honey badger do care.

Grants Office Scientific Research Section.

"We will remember them."

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

Diego Armando Maradona, 1960-2020

'Good news, men, when we give to the poor now, it will qualify for federal matching funds.'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'

Made Possible By A Grant...

"Take my wife...please!"

"Formula for the new product?" "No, that's our grant going down the drain!"