Inclusive Contributor Gifts

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Sales and Diversity

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

Inclusive family code in Cuba

'Do you hire the handicapped?'

Wheelchair Basketball

"...And when the Lord finished, she rested."

'He heard about inclusion and followed me here. Can he stay?'

"We will remember them."

Soft and Chewy People.

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

"Friends, Romans, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transsexuals. . ."

Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

"Let's diversify by hiring people who think like us but don't like us."

Prayer to Share

'Never was a team player.'

When political correctness goes too far.

Heaven: Disabled Access

'Giving back to the community is an excellent tax write-off strategy.'

'We have a new student starting today, class. Now, he's 2-dimensional, but that doesn't ,eam he's not the same as you or I.'

' 'Fairy Tales' by Hans Multifaith Andersen.'

Ladies-Gents-Whatever

"Look, let's just be gender-neutral about this and build a snowperson."

New family code in Cuba

Something for Everyone!

"Human Resources wants to know if you still wish to identify with the gender on your birth certificate."

"I go out of my way to befriend people your church would have killed 300 years ago."

"How can you say I don't give back? I'm on the co-op board."

"This is cross training. Cross dressing is down the hall."