Inclusive Strategist Gifts

"Let's diversify by hiring people who think like us but don't like us."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

Rainbow Quartet

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

Population rocket

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Pole Vault Rules

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

"Are we overthinking this?"

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

Sales and Diversity

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

Putting money back in to the world economy

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

Inclusive family code in Cuba

"Charles here isn't just a duck; he's a duck with a vision."

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church