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"Let's diversify by hiring people who think like us but don't like us."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

Rainbow Quartet

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

Population rocket

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

"Are we overthinking this?"

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

Putting money back in to the world economy

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

"Charles here isn't just a duck; he's a duck with a vision."

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

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