Finance Pun Aficionado Pillows

'Sorry, we just filled our Financial Analyst position, but we do have an opening in Sacrificial Lambs.'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"What's a debenture?"

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Motorherd

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"1-1"

European currency on the edge.

Bangers and Mash

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

Economy - USA.

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Stock market investment advice

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

What do you suggest we do about this?

DUNVOTIN