Finance Pun Aficionado Mugs

'Sorry, we just filled our Financial Analyst position, but we do have an opening in Sacrificial Lambs.'

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"What's a debenture?"

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Satya Nutella

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

Motorherd

"1-1"

Bangers and Mash

European currency on the edge.

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Economy - USA.

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Stock market investment advice

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

What do you suggest we do about this?

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

DUNVOTIN