Finance Frolicker Pillows

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

"Goodbye cruel world."

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

Snowman carrot substitute.

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

Ten business commandments, city trading floor

'That's much better.'

'Serves you right, just tearing open the charge card bill and reading it like that!!'

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

Snowball Fight With Santa

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

Investments: Still Open to New Investors - 'A fool & his money fund.'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"I hate it when he makes snow angels in his bonus."

What's 'Bitcoin'?

Blackbirds.

Student Loan Shark

'Im going to invest all your pension money in cat nip!'