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'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

"Goodbye cruel world."

Snowman carrot substitute.

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

Ten business commandments, city trading floor

'That's much better.'

'Serves you right, just tearing open the charge card bill and reading it like that!!'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

Snowball Fight With Santa

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

"I hate it when he makes snow angels in his bonus."

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

What's 'Bitcoin'?

Investments: Still Open to New Investors - 'A fool & his money fund.'

"Our firm doesn't have any money problems to speak of. Just lack of money problems."

Student Loan Shark