Finance Giggler Pillows

"Must you do that every time I say interest rates are bound to rise?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Clown God

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Serves you right, just tearing open the charge card bill and reading it like that!!'

'You call it a beer belly, I prefer to think of it as a lump sum settlement of liquid assets.'

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

'Our finances remind me of a Picasso painting. He had his Rose and Blue periods. Our checkbook has its Red and Black periods.'

'Whoops!'

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

Man robbed by medical center.

'That was Dobson on the phone... What a lucky dog! He don't need to worry about stocks and economy anymore. He just went flat broke.'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

Piggy bank queuing at the bank.

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."