Finance Freestyler Pillows

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

British savings accounts

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

What happens when the bears are running the market.

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

'In order to fund your deferred compensation, we won't be paying you any salary.'

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

"That was a rumor day."

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

"Dad, the dean has gone over your financial statement, and he doesn't think you're working up to your full potential."

'Looks like your recovery has been slowed by a diet rich in Greece, followed by a bout of gas problems. Continue to take your QE and call me next quarter.'

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'Stocks fell on the news that whatever can go wrong, usually does go wrong.'

"Goodbye cruel world."

"Sorry, the only way we can afford a 3D printer, is if it can print some bearer bonds."

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

Guess your net worth, only 25 cents.