Finance Flirt Pillows

'I hope I'm not embarrassing you when I say that I found your company's latest earnings report very sexy.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

I only have eyes for you

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Call me?"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

You are my sunshine!

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Your place or mine?'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'I think I've scored.'

Barman In Love.

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."