Fitness Flirt Pillows

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'Mind waiting for me INSIDE next time?'

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

In the Guru District

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Romance

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Turn, turn and turn.

Muscles

Why we need poetry. . .

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Yearbook

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Call me?"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

I only have eyes for you

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Exercise Class

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"