Fitness Flirt Mugs

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'Mind waiting for me INSIDE next time?'

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

In the Guru District

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Turn, turn and turn.

Muscles

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Why we need poetry. . .

I only have eyes for you

"Call me?"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Yearbook

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Monica Seles

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"