Filter Fanatic Gifts

The Fish-Eye look

"I'm taking a break from my mental health to focus on social media."

"For some reason, it looked way better on instagram."

"Waiter? Would you mind taking 58 pictures of us using te Contour filter in Night mode? Thaaaanks."

"A pimple? Now?I My video conference is about to start."

My Way - 2020

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Fetch.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Bears catching fish

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

A Bloody Butcher

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Werewolves of London..."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'