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"Surround and attack. But do not be seduced by Kong's creamy, peanut butter filled center."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

Canadian film production

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Moby Dick

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

Hollywood Breakup

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

Subway Thrillers

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Bro of Frankenstein

Welcome to Hollywood

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

"Mooove!"