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"Surround and attack. But do not be seduced by Kong's creamy, peanut butter filled center."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Kritik's Korner

Canadian film production

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Moby Dick

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Movies vs. Films

Film Star Robert de Niro

Jim Carrey,

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Hollywood Breakup

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

'...well you say you're Stephen Hawking but as Eddie Redmayne said he was going to turn up in character we're not too sure."

Bro of Frankenstein

Subway Thrillers

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Lord of the Rings IV.

Welcome to Hollywood

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!