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'Road closed for the holidays'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Fight or Flight

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Walking Luggage.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

The World's Easiest Airport

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Tourists in Egypt