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Grave robber meet-cute

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

Bro of Frankenstein

Jim and Betty Noir could turn a simple trip to the post office into gripping melodrama.

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

Warning: If you are reading this sign, you are about to be brutally attacked by a knife-wielding, psychotic, maniacal, dangerous serial killer who is standing directly behind you.

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

"Surround and attack. But do not be seduced by Kong's creamy, peanut butter filled center."

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

"Love me some Earth!"

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

"What can you expect with a gag as old as this?"

"That's not a picture of us in the paper - it's just a cartoon."

Another Bloody Cookery Show

Sixth word.... Sounds like... Bell! ...Hell? ...Well? ...WELL!! ...OK, then... so far it's 'Timmy BLANK trapped BLANK BLANK well'...

"Me, too—but it's a good tired."

"I've been watching British shows on hulu. They're strange."

First me then you...ok!

"Hey, I know things look bleak now, but once we find a palm tree and grow beards we'll be making jokes in no time."

"Have you noticed all these TV shows? The little girls are always smart beyond their years...and all the boys are clueless and naive."

"I'm not staring into space, I'm breaking the fourth wall."