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"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Werewolves of London..."

Giant slug attacks a city

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Star Wars Audience

"Which part are you reading for?"

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Hollywood producer.

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Cinemuck

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'