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"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Housekeeping?!"

"Werewolves of London..."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Giant slug attacks a city

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Star Wars Audience

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

Cinemuck

Hollywood producer.

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'