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"Planet of the puppies"

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Horror movies

No-Work Orange

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Comedy Cafe

Stand-up Romcom

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

"Say hello to my little friend."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

The star hunters

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

Candid Camera store.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."