Film Music Gifts

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

They hated me.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

A Symphony of Penguins

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Showbiz Awards

Pete Townshend Vineyards

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Director/Action Man toy.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'