Film-loving Tot T-Shirts

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

Newborns on cell phones

"Don't worry, it's just a phrase she's going through."

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

"And here's the part when Fred realized he forgot to take the lens cap off the camcorder."

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

'They always off the mom.'

'Definitely the feel-good hit of the year.'

Goodies and Baddies

Cult films!

"The award for Best Parent goes to Ellie's mom who lets her watch PG-13 movies."

"Please direct your attention to the monitors for a very important contribution to airline-safety cinema."

The village cinema-club was going down a treat with the locals!

"I'm being punished. My parents are making me watch a movie without a superhero in it."

'I hate to see the waste their TV privileges.'

"One for 'Romance in Paradise' and one for two hours in hell."

"It's a 'fly on the wall' snuff movie."

'When they go back to school, you'll be able to try out your Father's Day gift.'

'School report, cert. PG.'

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