Film-loving Tot Mugs

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

Newborns on cell phones

To hat and hat not.

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

"I know that everything reminds you of 'Frozen', but you've just got to let it go."

"Don't worry, it's just a phrase she's going through."

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

"And here's the part when Fred realized he forgot to take the lens cap off the camcorder."

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

'Are you crying?'

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

'They always off the mom.'

'Definitely the feel-good hit of the year.'

Goodies and Baddies

"Mama Mia, Mama Mia!"

Cult films!

"The award for Best Parent goes to Ellie's mom who lets her watch PG-13 movies."

"Please direct your attention to the monitors for a very important contribution to airline-safety cinema."

The village cinema-club was going down a treat with the locals!

'It's a kid's movie.'

"I'm being punished. My parents are making me watch a movie without a superhero in it."

'I hate to see the waste their TV privileges.'

Last night I took monkey to see King Kong. Now he's obsessed. With what? He's trying to save the girl. What girl? From what? Darlene. I think he's trying to save her from the thing that's killing her. Stop eating my work projects.

"One for 'Romance in Paradise' and one for two hours in hell."

"It's a 'fly on the wall' snuff movie."

'When they go back to school, you'll be able to try out your Father's Day gift.'

'Sure! What is it?'

'School report, cert. PG.'

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