Family Film Enthusiast Mugs

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"They grow up so fast."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Herman Mankiewicz

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Mother's Love

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"Spoiler alert."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

It's a Boy

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'They're a very successful family.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'