Family Movie Night Enthusiast Mugs

'I hate to see the waste their TV privileges.'

"The award for Best Parent goes to Ellie's mom who lets her watch PG-13 movies."

"I'm being punished. My parents are making me watch a movie without a superhero in it."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

'What's going on at your end?'

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Act as though you're in a screwball comedy.

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

Couple Watching Scary Film

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

'I used to like the fact that he'd watch chick flicks with me. ~ But now it's starting to creep me out.'

"Did I miss something?"

We're only going to the movies, kids. The babysitter's here! Transitions are stressful, Twig. I can deal - They're filled with extreme separation anxiety. So I see! Don't worry, kids! It's ok. You'll be home soon!

"I don't know. Do you want to watch a moovie?"

"Must you do that when I'm watching a scary movie?"

That was scary! When I opened the closet, all my family movies, tapes and DVDs tumbled down on me! Your entire life passed before your eyes!

"And here's the part when Fred realized he forgot to take the lens cap off the camcorder."

"You don't have to like it; just acknowledge it."

"I know that everything reminds you of 'Frozen', but you've just got to let it go."

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

Home theatre.

'Honey, I found the remote! And hey, our Blu-ray player is under here too!'

"This one's just like being at a real theatre."

'Apparently I need to lower the dosage of salmon capsules that I'm giving Don and the kids.'

Roger finally cracks after one-too-many chick flicks

'I think I've just been touched by the ‘feel-good' movie of the year.'

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."

'Are you crying?'