Film Appreciation Gifts

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

Remake of a better film your parents saw.

'I recently saw the Maltese Falcon for the first time in years, and I didn't like it nearly as much as I expected to. Because of that, I find I'll now have to rethink my whole life.'

Couple in garden, "Look - Lawrence of suburbia."

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

Jacqueline Bisset caricature

Blanca Suarez caricature

"And now the Oscar for the film that everyone claims they want to see when they ACTUALLY saw 'Fifty Shades Freed'."

Mix up at movie appreciation night.

"Don't worry. The entire firing squad graduated from the Movie Villain Henchmen's School of Shooting."

Horror film becomes reality...

Sinnerplex.

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Robert Mitchum

'Tom Jones is still my favorite movie. It has the most explicit eating.'

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

Film snob.

Leonardo DiCaprio

"The 40-Year-Old Virgin Olive Oil"

Mia Farrow

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

The Cubicle Of Dr. Caligari

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

The Insiders

The Coen Brothers of Science.

"Housekeeping?!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Bloody hell!"