Timeless Film Appreciator Gifts

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Leslie Caron.

Comedy Cafe

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Housekeeping?!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Buster Keaton

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Jimmy Cagney.

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

"Homes on Holmes"

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

I'm Spartacus.

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

Lumiere brothers caricature

Laurel and Hardy

Fred Astaire

Movies through the decades.

King Kong

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Jack Nicholson

Interesting encounters in history.

Al Pacino