Film Criticism Gifts

"Is it any good?"

'It stinks!'

Film critic critics

"I wrote my essay specifically so that Hollywood could easily make a blockbuster out of it!"

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Warning: This motion picture stinks. View in a well ventilated area.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'Nah, let's get 'Slasher III' - these old films tend to have a disgusting amount of smoking.'

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

The Fairhaven Treatment Center for movie critics who chronically refer to mean-spirited, foul-mouthed, stupid and degrading comedies as 'refreshing.'

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

Why snakes make poor movie critics.

'Waste of twenty quid.'

"Well, I guess that was a family movie. If your family is a bunch of violent, psychotic sociopaths."

"What can I get you?" "An explanation for that dumb reason why Batman and Superman stopped fighting at the end of Batman v Superman." "Would you like that spoiler-filled or spoiler-free?" "Spoiler-filled would be lovely, please." "Ok. Batman did not stop fighting Superman just because both of their moms were named 'Martha.'" "'Martha' was not just a person. In Batman’s nightmares, 'Martha' had come to represent all that was good about him." "When Superman whispered 'Martha,' it did t

"I wasn't in the mood for exquisite observing."

"Bond James, Bond."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Herman Mankiewicz

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Bloody hell!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

"I'm the bad guy..."