Film And Art Fusion Fan Gifts

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Iliadette.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Pharaoh Cocoon

Movies vs. Films

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

Mexican angels.

Sylvester Stallone

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

The mission: Impossible burger.

'It's a horror-comedy.'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

I want to be a lawn!

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Pyramid Skiers

"They're not talking about New Moon the movie, they're talkign about how China and Japan greeted Obama."

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

'I'm on the plain.'

Vanity Publishing.

Millennial Splaining

Synesthesia in action... "There it is - my piano concerto."

Museum. Fedal System. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following the middle ages!