Art And Humor Fusion Fan Gifts

"An early impressionist..."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'What clan do you belong to?'

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

The Snooze Bar.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Beer Parasol.

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

No, I don

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

tRUMp, Pirate President

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Girl in cow onesie.

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Fish finder."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

The bird feeder.