Art And Humor Fusion Fan Gifts

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'What clan do you belong to?'

The Brothers Grime

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Beer Parasol.

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Girl in cow onesie.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

The bird feeder.

"Fish finder."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'