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'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

In - Out - Pending.

InIn by-products.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

In/Out Tray.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

I've refiled all your letters under L.

In one ear/Out the other.

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

Dive in Archive.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

Doo inc..can and no can.

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

Files of Doom

Sandwich filing.

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."