Figure Finesse Expert Gifts

"Oops! Sorry, I gave you the net figures not the gross figures."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Ice skater

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

Triple Sock Cow

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"Nothing wrong with half-truths...you still have 50% to manipulate."

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Close... but no Degas.

'Torville and Cow'.

Womens dressing rooms.

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

"Iced grande soy triple-lutz latte!"

Vice On Ice.

Violinist on Skates

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

Because spheres are easier --- It's a physics thing.

"That was a Salchow. With Axels, they fall on their buns."

Figure Skating: Dee Thumble,

Eskimo fishing in ice rink

Figure Skating Competition

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

"Not to worry, boss. We only suffered paper losses."

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

Ice Skater

Attorneys on ice.

"An ice skater and a fisherman on a frozen lake."

I'm BAD deal with it

"Play around with these figures, Harry. I've given you the total I want them to add up to."