Dance Perfectionist Gifts

Close... but no Degas.

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

Bullseye!

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

A little bird told me...

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

Hanging off every word...

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

Push for Disco...

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

Moulin Rouge Security

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Love Birds love dancing together

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

Dance.

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

Zumba

Modern Kids.

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."