Dance Step Perfectionist Gifts

"He do-si-doed when he should have allemaned left."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Bullseye!

A little bird told me...

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Push for Disco...

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

Love Birds love dancing together

Moulin Rouge Security

Office Ergonomics.

Dance.

Zumba

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Modern Kids.

"I've seen lame mating dances before, but this one was the worst: He was trying to pick me up with Hip-Hop moves!"

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

You're never too old for ballet!

Danth battle?

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

Leaping

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

The New Year's Dance

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

"Ballroom dancing helps us over our rough spots."

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.