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"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Rage.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Zombie pet tricks.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

Halloween Selfie

The Smell of Fear

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Vampire Bat

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

A street fight.

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"Well, we got the grant."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

Halloween sculptor

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.