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"We got by without early blight or late blight, but we have better late than never blight."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Vaccine

Flu vaccine.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

Frontline health workers

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

A street fight.

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"Polly wants a flu shot."

Flu Vaccine.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

If Ghosts Were Real

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"This feels so familiar."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

Stress on GPs

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

Wrestling Champion.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"