Fungus Fighter Prints

"We got by without early blight or late blight, but we have better late than never blight."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Vaccine

Flu vaccine.

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

Frontline health workers

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

A street fight.

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Polly wants a flu shot."

Flu Vaccine.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

If Ghosts Were Real

710

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"This feels so familiar."

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

Stress on GPs

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Wrestling Champion.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Trick or Treatment.