Fungus Fan Prints

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

"Well it's definitely not Athlete's Foot....but I'd say it's some kind of fungal infection."

Gerald gets a case of athlete's feet.

'Jack contracted botrytis cinerea. It hasn't done much for his looks, but his disposition's a lot sweeter.'

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

"What would you say if I was thinking about replacing the toadstools and beanbag chairs?"

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'It's an extinction notice.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Bailiff."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

"This will sting a bit."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Pond Dipping...

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

The worm that churned!

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Think about the honey."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

'Hey! No Tongues!'