Fighter Of Monsters Mugs

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Rage.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Zombie pet tricks.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Halloween Selfie

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Smell of Fear

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

A street fight.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Vampire Bat

"Well, we got the grant."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

Monster Realtor

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.