Fiestas Pillows

"It's all fun and games until El Piñata strikes back."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Mardi Gras

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Face painting.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cat Nip.

Southwark Fair.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

Champagne

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Early photobombing

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Tension filled the tent.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I was almost that last year."

Bubbly

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Cardiac Recovery.

"Ours is not a creative clan."