Fiestas T-Shirts

"It's all fun and games until El Piñata strikes back."

Pinata Zombies

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Children's Parties

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Mardi Gras

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cimafunk

Face painting.

Cow Pinatas

Champagne

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Southwark Fair.

Cat Nip.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Bacchus.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Early photobombing

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"I was almost that last year."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."