Fiesta Fanatic Pillows

"It's all fun and games until El Piñata strikes back."

"Didn't you guys do anything special for Hispanic Heritage month?"

Pinata Zombies

Glastonbury. After.

Prize vegetables.

Mardi Gras

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Southwark Fair.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Friday

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Margarita

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

The last song before the party exploded.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

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