Fiesta Fanatic Pillows

"It's all fun and games until El Piñata strikes back."

"Didn't you guys do anything special for Hispanic Heritage month?"

Prize vegetables.

Glastonbury. After.

Mardi Gras

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Southwark Fair.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Friday

Margarita

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

The last song before the party exploded.

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Christmas sweater alternatives

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

'And that,and that,and that...'