Fiesta Lover Pillows

Casino

The day the stock market went UP.

Prize vegetables.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Margarita

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

Elections

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

Cake

Earth Mother

"A ticket to the Munich Beerfest, please."

Pinata Zombies

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

"Birmingham, Hank. I said I wanted to go to Birmingham."

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

Seventh Birthday

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

"Separate checks, please."

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!