Fiesta Lovers Pillows

Cinco de Mayo notwithstanding, drinking from the toilet was still prohibited in the Ramirez house.

The day the stock market went UP.

Prize vegetables.

Glastonbury. After.

Mardi Gras

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Southwark Fair.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Margarita

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

GCSEs

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Elections

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

Cake

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Earth Mother

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

'I love rock festivals!'

"A ticket to the Munich Beerfest, please."

Pinata Zombies

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Lithium Fair