Fiery Maverick Pillows

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

'Play it again, Sam.'

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Gene Therapy

Popera!

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

I love Marimba

Santa Metal Claus

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Hacksaw Violin.

Music Freak.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Air Sitar.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

Cowpunk

"This next song exposes the hypocrisy of everyone here."

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Guitar emergency.

'I play heavy metal.'

'The song made it seem so much more serene.'

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

"I'm working on a watercolor."

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

Conformity