Fielding Pillows

Alternative fielding positions

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Football.

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Wilfried Zaha

Ref shows footballer green card.

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"Spectrometer! Spectrometer!..."

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"Your grass looks great."

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

"Let's try that 'ribbit' one more time."

Javelin

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."

Boxer Scarecrow Fends of the Crows.

Dog jumping to catch discus.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Soccer and pandemic

'Do you have a gun permit?'

'Go out and tell the shortstop he's playing too deep.'

'I always dream about cricket, all night every night.'

Football on field mugging.

'Yo, coach! I think I found that promising young fielder with the hot bat who suddenly disappeared in the playoffs last fall!'